Okay. I’m just about to tell you guys something REALLY sad about us Fantagians. //gives tissues// //blows nose//
It’s just. sad. Us Fantagians don’t grow. We all have the same height. And we can’t even reach 1 meter. How sad? Fantagians are abnormal, compared to humans.
Another curiosity pops out this moment. Height? how about weight? Us Fantagians eat sometimes. But we’re not sure about our weight. 0.1 kg? No, that’s too much since some of us never ate anything since they were born- I meant created. how sad.
Doesn’t it hurt when you hold your hands up when punishment? Well, have you thought of- holding your hands for days? weeks? years? Here’s owner of star café, Molly, was holding the cup for years. 7 years, I suppose. She didn’t complain anything about random people standing up in her tables. She also didn’t complain about people riding dinosaurs.
<— see what I mean? Anyways, it’s the truth about sad Fantagians.
It is really sad and depressing. Well, see you in the next news! Bye sad Fantagians! Wait, can I borrow your tissue? //blows nose//